Tonight, I went with my best friend, Cari. We talked about her exciting day in the Jonesborough DA's office. She is the summer intern. But her title should really be the summer wintern. She has already served as an official court translator and put a child abuser behind bars. She is practically a lawyer already...and we haven't even finished undergrad.
As we were leaving, a terrible tragedy occurred. My Ray-Ban aviator sunglasses tumbled from atop my head and fell to the pavement next to Cari's car. One of the lenses shattered. I now resemble a pirate when I wear them. Good thing Cari had a new iPhone app that makes pictures look cool to document the horrible incident.
|For the record, this is not staged. This was my real face for approximately 2.37 minutes.|
|Channelling Matt Wertz.|
Live with love,